Hey Stranger

Oh hi The Internet. I haven’t been updating much because I was lacking in time, privacy, and a personal computer. But here I am with all of those things! How exciting for you. I really do want to be someone who keeps up with my blog. If I can’t at the very least be that, […]

Are you there, Internet?

Hey folks! Welcome to my website. I’m Melanie Dahling. I don’t know what else to tell you. I’m kind of in an “everything and nothing” stage of my life- or at least it feels that way. I do a lot of things some of the time. I am a comedian, actor, writer, make-up artist, and […]